I got back today. If my parents ever found out what I have been doing they would have a fit. They thought they were just sending me to my uncles’s for the summer. So far I have met people from over 5,000 years ago, stepped through time, met monsters, was captured by a mad man, jumped out of a window a hundred feet above the ground, and, oh, almost died. I don’t think this is what they had in mind when they sent me here.